Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to bite their nails, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
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